(Typed by Mark Reynolds and influenced by The Dirt Destroyer)
(NOTE: sometimes in this blog Michael Largent will be referred to as The Dirt Destroyer.)
The Dirt Destroyer has been crying all night making mud over his wife Audry. The whole group loves him like 3 year old children in a sand box with kitty poop. The Dirt Destroyer gave his first sermon ever in a lahu Village. No one knew what to expect from the one and only Dirt Destroyer, as he approached the stage people cheered him on in excitement. (note: the Singaporeans were more joyful of The Dirt Destroyer speaking then the Americans) From my stand point Michael gave an excellent sermon, he looked like he has been preaching all his life instead of farming. The next big event for the Dirt Destroyer was when the akha Village wanted to give us presents to show us their love for the group. Michael happened to be the lucky winner of the woman’s hat made by the hands of the village tribe. The hat was decorated with beads and other thingy ma jigs. As Michael put on the hat he found out that it was 2 sizes too small, (just like the Grinch's heart). Michael forced on the hat and everybody laughed (he seemed so proud and happy of him self). When he entered the crowd again Laurie confiscated the hat from The Dirt Destroyer and he begun to cry AGAIN!!! The DD only cries and whines about everything - first it was Audry, Then the hat, the sun, the dirt, his toe hairs, the bug in his soup, the baptism of his camera, the losing of the race against Tyler, then pulling of hamstring, yada, yada, and etc…
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